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THE MOST AWESOME 2015 WORLD SERIES PREVIEW
Written on January 26, 2015 at 6:23 pm, by UScricketguy
The greatest show on earth y’all… THE INTERNATIONAL CRICKET CONGRESS WORLD SERIES 2015! All the awesomeness, decision timber destroyers and superstar sluggers in one state, #LETSPLAYBALL! League A Kangaroos Britland Triple Tigers Bang Ladish Franchise New Z-Land Sri Laska AfghaniStanford College of Cricketball Scotchland Cricketeers League B Indiana PakiStanford University of Cricketball South Continue Reading »
Poynter Disapproval Awards
Written on December 2, 2014 at 4:13 pm, by UScricketguy
Glenn ‘The Big Show‘ Maxwell for punting a garbage can in the dugout after his strikeout. West Indiana franchise refusing to play ball against arch Nemesis Indiana in a Testing Major League Series because they wanted a Big Bucks contractionization. Thisara Carrera 911 fumbling RoHit Karma on 4pts… he went on to slug a Continue Reading »
US Cricket Guy Cricketball Conundrum: The Leatherskin
Written on November 6, 2014 at 10:02 am, by UScricketguy
The pitchers weapon for cricketball strikeout AWESOMENESS is known as the leatherskin. The traditional red leatherskin ball used in Testing matchups comes in two forms; The British Nuke is the hardest and most destructive ball! Its super shiny shell and super skinny stitching makes it a real threat to the decision timbers and many a Continue Reading »
20:20 Shootout World Series Preview 2014
Written on March 14, 2014 at 10:26 pm, by UScricketguy
The greatest show on earth… The 20:20 shootout World Series! Grab your mitts, fit your beer dispensing helmet & don your foam fingers. LETS PLAY BALL! The low down on the competing national franchises; Bang Laddish Cricketball – Bound to cause an upsetter matchup! Shakib Al HasanFrancisco; Genuiene all over awesome cricketer. Give Continue Reading »
Cricketball Conundrum – The Batmans Timber
Written on February 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm, by UScricketguy
A Britland secret service gadget guru named “Willow” and his inferior sidekick “Kashmir”, invented the Batmans timber in 1624 for numerous Federal Ball Investigations. Since it’s availability to all cricketeers it has destroyed many a pitcher and smashed home runs galore! The cricketball scientist that configured the awesomeness now has two representatives at every match-up, Continue Reading »
Cricketball Conundrum: The Randomizer Nickel Flick
Written on January 29, 2014 at 6:52 pm, by UScricketguy
Undisputedly the most important and difficult moment of a cricketball matchup for the franchise Presidents… The randomizer nickel flick off challenge is one of cricketballs greatest spectacles and determines the matchups destiny. Prior to the currency taking flight, there is a thorough inspection of the pitcher zone for its smoothness, foliage and H2O saturation. The Continue Reading »
5th Testing Matchup – Sidney Cricketball Gardens
Written on January 7, 2014 at 1:04 pm, by UScricketguy
KANGAROOS LAND 5 & DOHH KO The Brit President wins! He finally made a successful randomizer nickel flick spin rate judgmentation call, making it 4&1 for his Cremation Vacation. This victory then brought a dose of Cremation Cup controversy… The Old England Patriots reject an opportunity at a primary swing play and opt to Continue Reading »
4th Testing Matchup – Melbourne Square Gardens
Written on December 31, 2013 at 12:12 pm, by UScricketguy
BRITS CLOSE TO THROWING IN THE TOWEL The Cremation Cup Champions fighting out of the Yellow corner weighing in at 145+ kilograms per second… THE KANGAROOS! The challengers fighting out of the Blue corner from Britland, THE TRIPLE TIGERS! LETS PLAY BALL! The Floppy Green Cap president and legendary randomizer nickel flick series champion made Continue Reading »
Cricketball Conundrum: Cricketball Technologicization
Written on December 24, 2013 at 5:49 pm, by UScricketguy
The International Cricketball Congress (ICC) & many cricketball scientists, such as Dale EinSteyn, have experimented with the use of matchup enhancing technological plays, the most recent being the expensive Dollar Removal System or DRS! This big bucks strikeout analysis systemization consists of some pretty darn AWESOME gear to pass judgments over the sweater collectors “Decision Continue Reading »
3rd Testing Matchup – Perth Town Whacker
Written on December 18, 2013 at 12:27 pm, by UScricketguy
KANGAROOS CREMATION CUP CHAMPIONS With Kangaroo President Michigan Clark on a hot streak of randomizer nickel flick victories, Ally Cook had to get his spin rate determination on point. It was however a denial call again by the Brit President forcing them to pitch first for the third time in the series. I don’t’ Continue Reading »
