WARNING:@UScricketguy Proving All stereotypes wrong that Americans can't understand cricketball

Category Archives: Cricketball Conundrum

US Cricket Guy Cricketball Conundrum: The Leatherskin

Written on November 6, 2014 at 10:02 am, by

The pitchers weapon for cricketball strikeout AWESOMENESS is known as the leatherskin. The traditional red leatherskin ball used in Testing matchups comes in two forms; The British Nuke is the hardest and most destructive ball! Its super shiny shell and super skinny stitching makes it a real threat to the decision timbers and many a  Continue Reading »

Cricketball Conundrum – The Batmans Timber

Written on February 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm, by

A Britland secret service gadget guru named “Willow” and his inferior sidekick “Kashmir”, invented the Batmans timber in 1624 for numerous Federal Ball Investigations. Since it’s availability to all cricketeers it has destroyed many a pitcher and smashed home runs galore! The cricketball scientist that configured the awesomeness now has two representatives at every match-up,  Continue Reading »

Cricketball Conundrum: The Randomizer Nickel Flick

Written on January 29, 2014 at 6:52 pm, by

Undisputedly the most important and difficult moment of a cricketball matchup for the franchise Presidents… The randomizer nickel flick off challenge is one of cricketballs greatest spectacles and determines the matchups destiny. Prior to the currency taking flight, there is a thorough inspection of the pitcher zone for its smoothness, foliage and H2O saturation. The  Continue Reading »

Cricketball Conundrum: Cricketball Technologicization

Written on December 24, 2013 at 5:49 pm, by

The International Cricketball Congress (ICC) & many cricketball scientists, such as Dale EinSteyn, have experimented with the use of matchup enhancing technological plays, the most recent being the expensive Dollar Removal System or DRS! This big bucks strikeout analysis systemization consists of some pretty darn AWESOME gear to pass judgments over the sweater collectors “Decision  Continue Reading »

US Cricket Guy Cricketball Conundrum: Foreign Franchise Draftees

Written on November 20, 2013 at 2:54 pm, by

Some super swell cricketeers have started pulling national franchise switch-a-roo plays in order to get a draft into the roster of their choice. The Brits making some AWESOME plays in recent time targeting A-listers like Kevin Pete & Sons ltd. from South American origin and Owen Morgan a Shamrock SUPERSTAR! The terms Engl-ISH and Brit-ISH  Continue Reading »

US Cricket Guy Cricketball Conundrum: Roster Rotation Strategy

Written on November 19, 2013 at 9:41 pm, by

There is a new trend developing on the Cricketball Boulevard… Franchise management entourages are making multiple draft picks during each cricketball semester. This controversial strategy has seen SUPERSTAR ballers warming the dugout benches or even told to rest and go into hibernation! With all the fast food and coffee break timeouts during play you would  Continue Reading »