The International Cricketball Congress (ICC) & many cricketball scientists, such as Dale EinSteyn, have experimented with the use of matchup enhancing technological plays, the most recent being the expensive Dollar Removal System or DRS!
This big bucks strikeout analysis systemization consists of some pretty darn AWESOME gear to pass judgments over the sweater collectors “Decision Finger Erection Status”. Firstly, Steven Hawkings Eyesight is consulted, who then constructs a pretty sweet cartoon show to sentence a batman to an illegal pad deflect or not. A hit-o-meter sound detection device, buried within the decision timbers, is used to predict leatherskin-timber tickles and any ballpark banter attempts. Lastly, Thermal Imaging Technology (TIT) is then used by the TMO for any heat seeking opportunities, detecting again that leatherskin-timber contact.
Past advances have also had high attention from the paparazzi. The Darkness Detection Device was introduced as a batman could not see in the dark, due to the lack of carrots and Flood Lamps. Testing matches are the only type of playoffs to be effected by this phenomenon, but isn’t it supposed to be a “TESTING” match… surely the darker it is the more testing it becomes? It sure would make that randomizer nickel flick determination even more crucial if the batman couldn’t see during the final quarter!
Cricketeers, I am all for making cricketball more AWESOME but hey do it the American way… SUPERSIZED and RIGHT! Take the Americanized CPL 20:20 shootout in West Indiana for example. They have lit it up like the 4th of July with flashing decision twigs and maximum point judgment lines. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT BUDDIES!
I gotta say ballers it all sounds pretty good and dandy, but y’all know how many Cremation Cup controversies there were last semester! Those cricketball scientists need to get back to the lab at the LCG and fine-tune its potential game changing abilities!
