KANGAROOS LAND 5 & DOHH KO

 

The Brit President wins! He finally made a successful randomizer nickel flick spin rate judgmentation call, making it 4&1 for his Cremation Vacation. This victory then brought a dose of Cremation Cup controversy… The Old England Patriots reject an opportunity at a primary swing play and opt to throw the first pitch instead. ALWAYS SWING FIRST BUDDY! Too add to the drama the Brits made a triple draft switcheroo, bringing in, freshman screwballer BorthWicked, fastball pitcher Boy Franklin and Batman Gary Balance-Beamer.

The first quarter saw the Triple Tigers turn up their AWESOMENESS! Broad-Shoulders destroying the timbers of David Warner Bro. (14) and Jiminy Wickets sentencing Shane Whichson to his rosters first illegal pad deflect. The home franchise only making 97 points for 5 outs, a rare KangaBooHoo moment of the World Series. However, it was the two pals Will Smith (115) and Brad Haddon (75) who mopped up the tears once again for the Ozzies Pursuit of Happiness. An AWESOME tonnage from the SUPERSTAR with swell swinging, coupled with a friendship points accumulation with the multi-skill backstop left the Triple Tigers with little roar. A swing point recovery that even Dr. Dre would be proud of! The Green’N’Yellow franchise terminated for 326 points.

The Blue Caps came to the plate at the turn. It was painful watching for the Barney Army and Friends, with both their lead off swinger going for very little dollar. Michael Carvery greased one to the backstop Lion for a quacker and the President was imprisoned by illegal pad deflection, after he attempted an evade swing. WA WA WAAAA! The Cremation Cup calamities continued for the Britlanders as they found themselves 5 outs left with only 23 points accumulated. The only glimmer of AWESOMNESS came from their trio of freshman and pitcher Broad-Shoulders (30*) who swung them to 171 points behind at half time. BRITS BLUSHING!

Kangaroos hopped to the plate with the intent of a knockout swing score to bury the visitors to a 5-zero vacation. Chris Rodgers (115) proving he’s no rabbit again! He swung an AWESOME testing matchup tonnage, with swell base captures and clearing of the maximum point judgementation line. The Oz 20:20 shootout President, George W Bailey, smashing 46 points with his lead off pal, left the Old England Patriots 448 points. An astronomical feat seeing as the Brit Island franchise haven’t swung 400+ points in over 20 testing matchups! With 72 hours of cricket ball left anything was possible though! LETS PLAY BALL!

It was Cremation Cup crunch time going into the final quarter, as the Kangaroos were lining up a haymaker. Ryan Harrison-Ford was the man up for the fight as he took a 5 strikeout superclass to put the Brits to bed! No Blue Capper making a half tonnage, meaning it was lights out for them 281 points behind their arch nemeses’.

5 & DOHH! KANGAWOOHOO! The Brits all washed up and tumble dried! Darren Lehman Bro. firmly putting his stocks back on the swing market bringing home the bacon! Swell Series swinging from Bard Haddon & MJ moonwalking his way to the MVP award gave the Ozzies the edge in AWESOMENESS, leaving the Triple Tigers chomping. Testing complete, Ill see y’all at the ODI smasharoos, where @UScricketguy will be every pitch of the way.

#LETSPLAYBALL