BRITS CLOSE TO THROWING IN THE TOWEL

The Cremation Cup Champions fighting out of the Yellow corner weighing in at 145+ kilograms per second… THE KANGAROOS! The challengers fighting out of the Blue corner from Britland, THE TRIPLE TIGERS! LETS PLAY BALL!
The Floppy Green Cap president and legendary randomizer nickel flick series champion made it 4 from 4 with an AWESOME spin rate determination, causing Cookie to crumble with another denial call! With climate conducive for curveball pitching the Kangaroos were keen for some decision timber destruction. One roster rotation for the Brits replacing their backstop for freshman mitt-man Jonny Grizzly Bear-Stow, no switcheroos for the champions.

The Old England Patriot lead off swingers came out of their locker room to the cheers of the Barney Army! They were quick to evade blows and countered with their own hooks. Both the President Chef (27) and Carvery (38) creamed it around the ballpark with beefy blows, but neither could reach the awesomeness of a half tonnage! With the Kangaroos outing the Batmans at key scenes during the blockbuster they remained in with a chance of a happy ending. Kevin Pete & Sons ltd. played a swell 71 point swing combo, but once the new shiny red rock was unveiled by the sweater collector, Mitchel Jordan was quick to his SLAM DUNKS and cleat seekers. With multiple timber destruction and no fairytalenders for the Brits, the Triple Tiger franchise were KO’d for 255 points and MJ moonwalked to another 5 strikeout superclass.

It was the Kangaroo lead off couples chance for the limelight at the start of the second quarter. It was however a series momentum switcheroo, with Broad Shoulders drawing first blood after striking Roger Rabbit with a grill seeker. The Triple Tigers then went after the kill, stalking and mauling the Ozlanders ripping their swing play to pieces. The only Kangaroos to pack a punch were Rodg (61) and Brad Haddon (65). Again, no tonnage conversion in the swing play just pitching awesomeness. Yo swingers a tip from me… WATCH THE LEATHERSKIN! Jiminy Wickets for the first time on his Cremation Vacation grabbed a 4 strikeout combo and forced a KANGABOOHOO phase… the Ozlanders left 51 points behind at half time.

The bell rang for Round 3 of this Testing matchup with the Brits ahead on points and looked to improve this for a unanimous decision victory! President Cookie (51) led the way with an awesome offence and Carvery with some swell denial swings, looked to be a thorn in the Kangaroo pouch. Brit Chef mixed himself into the cricketball hall of fame becoming the youngest batman to 8000 career points, proving to be more AWESOME that Satchal “The Little maestro” TenDunker! But after he was sentenced to an illegal pad deflect by an erect referee decision finger, his franchise couldn’t continue to float like a butterfly as MJ again put in a Thriller performance! Intercepts, home plate run out destructions and illegal pad deflects becoming the norm as his stage presence grew! The Brits throwing in the towel, as their last 5 outs came for just 6 points. It was LION ROARING to a 5 strikeout combo with his screwball sorcery, proving to be his franchise Mane Man!

The Green’N’Yellow franchise need 231 points for victory! Multi fumble felonies from the Britland backstops without their mitts allowed the Kangaroos to hop away! Buddies wear your mitts already… INTERCEPTS WIN MATCHUPS! Rodgers (116) again proved to be no rabbit as he converted an AWESOME tonnage on his home court! It also was elementary for dear Watson as he made an 81 point combo without swing feloney for the victory! SHERKNOCK BUDDY!
KANGAROOS LAND THE KO! 4 & DOHH to the home franchise who will now be super stoked for a series tumble dry! Will the Brits get off the canvas or will the Kangaroos put them on their butts for the 5th time this series? All I know is @UScricketguy will be there ever pitch of the way!

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