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Monthly Archives: November 2013

1st Testing Matchup – Brizbane Gabba Arena

Written on November 25, 2013 at 12:15 pm, by

TRIPLE TIGERS TAMED BY KANGAROO GRILL SEEKERS   The all important and much anticipated Cremation Cup curtain raiser randomizer nickel flick-off, saw Brit President Cookie with a judgementation call feloney! The Kangaroo franchise opting for their Swing Play in the first quarter on a real smooth highway pitcher zone. The Old England Patriots pitchers were  Continue Reading »

US Cricket Guy Cricketball Conundrum: Foreign Franchise Draftees

Written on November 20, 2013 at 2:54 pm, by

Some super swell cricketeers have started pulling national franchise switch-a-roo plays in order to get a draft into the roster of their choice. The Brits making some AWESOME plays in recent time targeting A-listers like Kevin Pete & Sons ltd. from South American origin and Owen Morgan a Shamrock SUPERSTAR! The terms Engl-ISH and Brit-ISH  Continue Reading »

The Cremation Vacation Preview 2013/14

Written on November 19, 2013 at 9:44 pm, by

Pack your bags cricketeers The Cremation Vacation is here! It’s set to be a hot one this semester so make sure you get y’all selves some UV protection serum and plenty hydration liquidation sauce! The Old England Patriots travel down their Yellow Brick Rd. to the Emerald City in possession of the little Jar and  Continue Reading »

US Cricket Guy Cricketball Conundrum: Roster Rotation Strategy

Written on November 19, 2013 at 9:41 pm, by

There is a new trend developing on the Cricketball Boulevard… Franchise management entourages are making multiple draft picks during each cricketball semester. This controversial strategy has seen SUPERSTAR ballers warming the dugout benches or even told to rest and go into hibernation! With all the fast food and coffee break timeouts during play you would  Continue Reading »