Undisputedly the most important and difficult moment of a cricketball matchup for the franchise Presidents… The randomizer nickel flick off challenge is one of cricketballs greatest spectacles and determines the matchups destiny.
Prior to the currency taking flight, there is a thorough inspection of the pitcher zone for its smoothness, foliage and H2O saturation. The climate is also a factor that Presidents look to in aid of their judgementation call, with huge scientific research by Albert EinSteyn helping determine whether to opt for the first quarter swing-play or pitch strategy.
By taking to the plate first a franchise has an AWESOME opportunity to psychologically take advantage in the playoff. If global warming is present and the pitcher zone is a highway, then sending multiple homeruns out the ballpark and accumulating an astronomical team swing score will make the opposition real sad. But if there are curveball cumulonimbus clouds present and a high pitcher zone percentile of grass per square meter, a primary pitch play will aid quick decision timber destruction and sentencing of illegal pad deflects!
The sweater collector referee for the matchup has the responsibility of the thumb propulsion spin, a skill that requires great precision and training to master the wonder of gravity. When the nickel is at optimum trajectory and at ultimate spin-rate, the President makes that all important call… Heads or Toes! If I were President I would use that well known cricketball saying, “Toes never shows”, and make the Heads call! The theatre and suspense of the currencies hang time is a thing of AWESOMENESS! After ground contact is made and the nickel comes to rest, the sweater collector declares the Flick-Off champion and the innings strategy is revealed. After a fist pump to conclude the challenge, the winning President swaggers back to the locker room acting out his decision in order for his roster to prepare for the first quarter.
I leave you with the swellest quote of cricketball history by Hall of famer George W. Grace;
“When you win the randomizer nickel – swing. If you are in doubt, think about it, then swing. If you have very big doubts, consult a homie – then swing”!
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