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Category Archives: Cremation Vacation 13/14

5th Testing Matchup – Sidney Cricketball Gardens

Written on January 7, 2014 at 1:04 pm, by

KANGAROOS LAND 5 & DOHH KO   The Brit President wins! He finally made a successful randomizer nickel flick spin rate judgmentation call, making it 4&1 for his Cremation Vacation. This victory then brought a dose of Cremation Cup controversy… The Old England Patriots reject an opportunity at a primary swing play and opt to  Continue Reading »

4th Testing Matchup – Melbourne Square Gardens

Written on December 31, 2013 at 12:12 pm, by

BRITS CLOSE TO THROWING IN THE TOWEL The Cremation Cup Champions fighting out of the Yellow corner weighing in at 145+ kilograms per second… THE KANGAROOS! The challengers fighting out of the Blue corner from Britland, THE TRIPLE TIGERS! LETS PLAY BALL! The Floppy Green Cap president and legendary randomizer nickel flick series champion made  Continue Reading »

3rd Testing Matchup – Perth Town Whacker

Written on December 18, 2013 at 12:27 pm, by

KANGAROOS CREMATION CUP CHAMPIONS   With Kangaroo President Michigan Clark on a hot streak of randomizer nickel flick victories, Ally Cook had to get his spin rate determination on point. It was however a denial call again by the Brit President forcing them to pitch first for the third time in the series. I don’t’  Continue Reading »

2nd Testing Matchup – Black Adderlaide Arena

Written on December 10, 2013 at 11:24 am, by

KANGAROOS HAVE BRITS ON THE ROPES   At the randomizer nickel flick off showdown the Floppy Green Caps announced an unchanged 1st string roster. The Triple Tigers dipped into the draftee mart, applying a roster rotation strategy play! They gave freshman Ben Super-Stoked his primary Blue Cap and screwball, bouncer specialist Monty PaNASA entrance to  Continue Reading »

1st Testing Matchup – Brizbane Gabba Arena

Written on November 25, 2013 at 12:15 pm, by

TRIPLE TIGERS TAMED BY KANGAROO GRILL SEEKERS   The all important and much anticipated Cremation Cup curtain raiser randomizer nickel flick-off, saw Brit President Cookie with a judgementation call feloney! The Kangaroo franchise opting for their Swing Play in the first quarter on a real smooth highway pitcher zone. The Old England Patriots pitchers were  Continue Reading »

The Cremation Vacation Preview 2013/14

Written on November 19, 2013 at 9:44 pm, by

Pack your bags cricketeers The Cremation Vacation is here! It’s set to be a hot one this semester so make sure you get y’all selves some UV protection serum and plenty hydration liquidation sauce! The Old England Patriots travel down their Yellow Brick Rd. to the Emerald City in possession of the little Jar and  Continue Reading »