The greatest show on earth… The 20:20 shootout World Series! Grab your mitts, fit your beer dispensing helmet & don your foam fingers.
The low down on the competing national franchises;
Bang Laddish Cricketball – Bound to cause an upsetter matchup!
- Shakib Al HasanFrancisco; Genuiene all over awesome cricketer. Give him the leatherskin he will strikeout. Give him an intercept, he wont fumble. Give him a timber IT… COULD… GO… ALL… THE… WAYYYYY!
AfganiStanford University of Cricketball – Passed their entrance testing but lack multi game AWESOMENESS.
- Mohammad Nappy; President & final quarter slugger knows how to win a matchup… WITH HOMERS! This cricketeer sure does make it rain maximums at cricketball conclusion, a real superstar slugger.
NoPals – This state loves cricketball more than anyone… but not more than me!
- Paris Khadka; The national roster President & chief swinger. If this homerun homie is seeing leatherskin like a basketball beware! ITS OUTTA HERE!
King Kong – I didn’t know he had a cricketball franchise… Im not arguing!
- Haseeb Amjaded; Ex-Pakistanford freshman is pretty darn swell with his pitcheroos. When he is at the peak of his awesomeness watch out for many an illegal pad deflect & decision timber destroyer.
ZimBadwe – Almost struckout before reaching the World Series with a roster strike!
- Brendan Tailor; The President & old timer batman has all the cricketball intel to get his roster a W, with his AWESOME field postionization! Can he suit up!?
Ireland Green Leaf Franchise – Little leagues most awesome!
- Paul Stirring; Somebody call the cops… cause this guys destruction of pitchers is criminal. Federal Ball Investigators have him down for numerous counts of Leatherskin Mass Murdering!
United States of Arab Emirates – All the gear and no I… hear they are swell cricketeers.
- Khurram Can; Point saving screwballer & leatherskin basher, this cricketer is always AWESOME! Amazing he hasn’t made a national roster switcheroo, this buddy can play cricketball!
Neverlands – Its not all coffee & crickettes for these guys, expect an upsetter matchup!
- Madagascar Bukhari; This fast ball pitcher can win a matchup on his lonesome. But then again if he leaves himself in the dugout & doesn’t show up to the showcase then his roster will struggle to reach peak awesomeness.
Sri Laska – Definitely no eskimos! International Cricketball Congress most awesome T20 roster.
- Kumar SangaNASCARa; AWESOME double skiller, backstopper mitt-man & batman. Using two mitts doubles his chance of interception, so don’t expect a fumble anytime soon, and as for his swinging… Its going way, way, WAY downtown!
Old England Patriots – Bankrupt Kevin Pete & Sons ltd forces a roster restructurization.
- Owen More-Guns; The ex-ShamRocker with his ice hockey swing style is super swell! This baller won’t disappoint with his fan seeking homers, so get your mitts at the ready!
- Chris Air Jordan; Superstar freshman straight out of cricketball college. Fast ball pitcher, homerun hitter & swell interceptor. This World Series could be his chance to break into the big time & big bucks.
South American Deer Franchise – All round cricketballing AWESOMENESS.
- Dale Stain; The “Dale Stain Removal System” employed by South America is coming to a store near you & can guarantee batman disappearance 75% of the time, everytime!
- ABC D Villiers; The only way you will ever strikeout this batman is if he wants you to…
New Zeeland Feather Franchise – The dark stallion of the championship.
- Brendon Mc Cullum & Fries; You want to supersize that… NO NEED! Big Brendo goes big every pitch! Saucy swinging at its swellest, garenteed to cause a milk-shake this World Series.
West Indiana – Reigning champions of the world!
- Sunny Narine; they don’t call him the “Screwball Sorcerer” for nothing! Watch the batmans baffled when searching for his google twisterballs. T20 most awesome pitcher.
- Chris Gale; The rockstar of cricketball & shootout superstar slugger! The worst cricketeer to play yard cricketball with… “Please may I have my leatherskin back”? Babe Ruth would be proud buddy.
Rest of Indiana – Indiana Premiere League awesomeness!
- Virat Coca Khola; The Prince of Cricketball. This batman will send you pitchers to the tower without a second look. OFF WITH YOUR AWESOMENESS!
PakiStanford University of Cricketball – The M.I.T of shootout cricketball!
- KABOOM BOOM Afraidy; Need I say more… This batman should come with a health & safety warning! Pitchers rest in pads (RIP).
Ozstralia Kangaroo Cricketeers – The in form roster.
- David Warner Bro.; Bar room bust-ups, ballpark banter & leatherskin capital punishment! You want entertainment, tune in to this guy!
- Mitchel John & Sons (MJ); Cleat seekers, grill seekers, decision timber destroyers, reversal curve pitcheroos… You name it he’s got it in the locker room.
MINOR LEAGUE POOL
Group A: Bang Laddish Cricketball, AfganiStanford University of Cricketball, NoPals, King Kong
Group B: ZimBadwe, Ireland Green Leaf Franchise, United States of Arab Emirates, Neverlands
SUPERSTAR TOP 10
Group A: Sri Laska, Old England Patriots, South American Deers, New Zeeland Feather Franchise, Qualifier B1.
Group B: West Indiana, Rest of Indiana, PakiStanford University of Cricketball, Ozstralia Kangaroo Cricketeers, Qualifier A1.
