There is a new trend developing on the Cricketball Boulevard… Franchise management entourages are making multiple draft picks during each cricketball semester. This controversial strategy has seen SUPERSTAR ballers warming the dugout benches or even told to rest and go into hibernation! With all the fast food and coffee break timeouts during play you would have thought these cricketeers would be sufficiently rested! The Old England Patriots are the main implementers of rotation strategy plays, prioritizing SUPER BOWL playoffs and Testing Matchups! By doing so Brit franchise freshmen get a shot at the big time in limited pitch shootouts, with a ‘hail mary’ effort at a National Big Bucks contract and Testing roster draft! This forced hibernation of starters frustrates cricketball fans. No one wants to spend their dollars watching franchise second stringers potentially losing playoffs!
Something new to me is that cricketball is one of the most stressful sports on the globe… So stressful in fact that it fractures cricketeers backs regularly! The “Roster Rotation Strategy” works as a form of rehab to ensure ballers return to mental stability and peak AWESOMENESS. Hey buddies try some cold ones instead!
This strategy play has brought about the birth of limited pitch specialists. These dudes love a homerun and switcheroo-strike, are acrobatically gifted in making interceptions and can pitch AWESOME Yorkchester State style, knuckle balls and bumpy pitches. It’s a shame Brit pedalo captain Freddie Flintoffee has hung up his cleats already, he would have ROCKED!
Coaches, if you are looking to add this risky strategy to your playbook you have been warned. For all you keen ball fans, like me, you also want the most AWESOME cricketball entertainment, but hey it seems great for the future franchise superstars and prolongs cricketeers ball careers so #LETSPLAYBALL!
